May 2013
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
pau1y:
what if 911 called you
somebodytoloves:
eloweasel:
k1mkardashian:
sometimes i read read as read when it’s actually supposed to be read as read
I want to cry
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
wanglnciaga:
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
hitlersbreastmilk:
thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
